A TOTALLY BETTER SYSTEM FOR AMERICANS TO PERFORM THEIR VOTING DUTIES:
Voting should be conducted by shooting a target with a firearm.
1. Each candidate would have their picture as a target perhaps 100 feet away (exact distance could vary by state)
2. Voter gets three shots (so those who like to vote multiple times can at least try)
3. Each bullet hole on a target = 1 vote AGAINST that candidate
(tying into the new 'voting against someone' that seems to have taken over the country)
4. Candidate target w/ most bulletholes loses election
5. In the extremely rare chance of a tie, resort to knifefight?
6. For this special procedure ANYONE can use a firearm. No background checks, no sanity checks, HOWEVER, citizenship is required
7. This keeps the power of deciding the country's future SQUARELY in the hands (trigger fingers) of those BEST QUALIFIED to defend it
8. Those proficient in melee weapons and martial artists must hit the target while it is motion, because we need those people if the guns are taken away...just sayin'